The kids should be excited that Santa has arrived in Bismarck, along with his helpers are ready to hear your children's dreams and desires for Christmas.
Who hasn't felt violent urges after a month of Christmas music? One Black Sabbath fan, however, has taken things to a new – and decidedly ill-advised – level.
So, you received another lame tie for Christmas. You could hold onto it, just like you have all the others, or you could exchange it and 'taste the rainbow!'
'Tis the season to cozy up by the fire, throw back a couple glasses of eggnog, and, if you're anything like me, watch some classic Christmas horror films.
December 23rd isn't just Christmas Eve Eve. It's also the day 'Seinfeld' fans celebrate Festivus, an alternative to participating in the commercialism that is Christmas.