Woman Allowing the Internet to Name Her Child

There are a lot of different ways to make a quick buck these days. You could tattoo a company logo on your face, you could star in a low budget porn, or you could allow people you've never met the chance to name your child, like Los Angeles resident Natasha Hill is doing.

That's right, Natasha Hill is letting you choose the name of her baby. Here's the deal: Natasha has teamed up with a website called BellyBallot.com to help name her child. Normally, the site is used by would be parents asking their friends to vote on the name of their child. In Hill's case, you can suggest any name you want and then it'll be voted on. If Natasha decides to use the name chosen, she will receive $5,000.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that the winning choice is going to be something like "Weiner" or "Butt" and Hill won't use it. There's no way in Hell that the trolls of the internet will allow this to work the way Hill and the website expect it to. It's just like when a sports team allows fans to name their mascot and they end up having to scratch the contest because "Bonerface" wins. Hey, that's actually not a bad name for a kid...Bonerface Bingham. I like it.