If you haven't seen the TLC show "My Strange Addiction" yet...You need to. If you think you're weird, just watch a few episodes of this show and feel better about yourself immediately. Because of "My Strange Addiction", I've seen people eat couch cushion, pottery, and Comet cleaner. And, now...we get to watch a couple perform coffee enemas.

Listen, I realize that people are into different things and I'm cool with that. However, when you're spending FIVE HOURS a day giving yourself coffee enemas...You need help. These people can't travel, hold down jobs outside of their home, etc. because they're addicted to giving themselves coffee enemas. This is why we can't have nice things, America.