Attempted Murder via Oral Sex? Yep. It Happened.

There are a whole lot of ways to kill a person. People have been coming up with new ways to commit murder for years...But this one may be a first. A Brazilian woman has been accused of covering her lady business with poison in an attempt to kill her husband. Feel free to re-read that to fully grasp what we're talking about here.

Yes, a woman in Brazil has been accused of attempted murder after coating her lady parts in poison in hopes that her husband would perform oral sex on her...thus ingesting said poison. Good thing the husband has a "nose that knows" because he noticed a "strange smell" and did what any thoughtful husband would do: He took her to the hospital. It was there that the poison was discovered and the woman's plans had officially been thwarted.

The man is now in the process of suing his, I can only assume, soon-to-be-ex wife...though, love does work in mysterious ways. Who knows...Maybe they'll work things out...But probably not.