Wrestler to Only Eat Syrup Until Olympics Reinstate His Sport

Wrestlers across the world are obviously upset after learning that their sport is going to be removed from the Olympics by 2020. One wrestler, however, is showing his disdain for this decision in a very unique way.

Armen Nazaryan, who won the gold medal in Greco-Roman wrestling, has stated that he will only eat syrup until his beloved sport is reinstated into the Olympic games. As of right now, there is supposed to be a meeting in May and then a vote in September to decide the fate of the sport, so it's completely plausible that Nazaryan could be eating syrup for the next SEVEN months.

Considering he may no longer have a sport to train for, Nazaryan may be looking for a new job. Might I suggest calling up Mrs. Butterworth to see if she has something available? If not, there's always IHOP.