Wife Cuts off Cheating Husband’s Penis, Twice, Throws It out Window

In what could be one of the most horrific stories I've ever read, a woman in China cut off her husband's penis, TWICE, the second time throwing it out a hospital window, never to be seen again.

According to the New York Post, 32-year old Fan Lung decided to use his wife's phone to send an explicit email to his mistress. His big mistake, outside of using his wife's phone to send such a thing, was that he neglected to log out once he was finished.

So, all his wife, Feng, had to do was open up her phone and Lung was caught red-handed. Feng did not take this discovery well, as to be expected, and she decided to use her favorite pair of scissors to CUT LUNG'S PENIS OFF.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where his penis was reattached. Lung apologized for his indiscretion and the couple lived happily ever after...

JUST KIDDING. Feng was able to sneak into the hospital and cut off her husband's penis again, this time throwing it out the hospital window.

Despite search efforts, Lung's penis could not be located. Feng has been arrested and charged with grievous bodily harm.

If that story doesn't teach you to keep it in your pants, nothing will. At the very least, make sure you use your own phone when sexting your mistress.

[New York Post]