Growing up, my folks owned a pet store, so we always had a lot of animals around the house. One of those animals happened to be a parrot, though he was nowhere near as cool as this one.

Sure, this video is incredibly short, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.

The bird just doesn't want to be touched. Is that so hard to understand?

By the way, if you ever want to hear a story about the parrot we had when I was a growing up, feel free to ask. It's a pretty funny story, though it is definitely not work appropriate.