Let me apologize, soccer fans. I've tried...I really have...to like your sport. It's just so incredibly boring that I can't get into it. Luckily, this Argentine dog feels the same way.

According to Deadspin, the dog ran out onto the field during a match between Rosario Central and River Plate and disrupted play for a few minutes.

And, by "disrupted play", they actually mean he dropped a huge deuce right in the middle of the field.

Kudos, Argentine dog. If there were some way for me to do the exact same thing, I would. Because, soccer is awful.

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