The Star of Last Night’s Oscars? Heidi Klum’s Boobs

The Oscars were held last night and, if you're anything like me, you sat there thinking "I've never heard of any of these movies!" Argo won Best Picture, along with a bunch of other technical awards, and Jennifer Lawrence won Best Actress. Many would argue that she was the star of the show but I'm here to tell you she wasn't. The star of the show was actually Heidi Klum's boobs.

Taking a page out Katy Perry's award show attire handbook, Klum wore a gold dress with a plunging neckline that exposed "the goods". Because I like you so much and I don't want you to waste time looking for other photos of Heidi's boobs, I've put together a very helpful and comprehensive photo album below. You're welcome.