Stop me if you've heard this before: A celebrity admits in an interview that they have, in fact, filmed a sex tape...but it is definitely NOT for sale, so don't even bother.

Yep, that's the story being told by reality TV "star" Courtney Stodden, who is best known for marrying her 52-year old husband, Doug Hutchison, at the age of 16. She's probably also relatively well known for her huge fake boobs, bleached blonde hair, and complete lack of intelligence.

Stodden told The Huffington Post that she filmed a solo sex tape shortly after her 18th birthday, though there is no way that it'll ever be released because it's not for sale and it isn't on her computer.

Who wants to start taking bets on when we will see her walking out of the offices of Vivid Entertainment with a big fat check?? I'm going to guess next week. Hey, if Farrah Abraham can do it...why can't this idiot?

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