Tennessee Lawmaker Accused of Masturbating While Driving 90 MPH

I'd like to think I can multitask with the best of them. Working in radio, you have to learn how to do a bunch of things at the same time. However, I don't think I can come close to the multitasking prowess of former Tennessee lawmaker William Blakely, who has been accused of masturbating while driving...at a speed of 90 miles per hour!

Three women testified that Blakely exposed himself to them while driving. He would honk his horn, get their attention, and then begin to masturbate. One woman even said that he had actually hung his genitals out the window and continued masturbating, all while still driving at ridiculous speeds.

Blakely is now facing numerous charges, including indecent and reckless endangerment and aggravated assault, which is a charge he is all too familiar with after facing it two years ago.

So, the next time you're answering emails, while updating your Facebook status, while talking to your Mom on the phone...Just know that no matter how hard you try, you can never multitask better than the guy that drove 90 miles per hour while masturbating.

[SOURCE: DailyBeast.com]