In certain parts of Detroit, it's a relatively easy task to get yourself kidnapped, pistol-whipped, or blasted in in the nuts with a stun gun. If it doesn't happen on it it's own though, you can always pay for it.
Being a native of Michigan, I've always had the opportunity to enjoy at least one college basketball team being successful. For the past 10 years or so, it's been Michigan State but, starting last season, Michigan started to turn things around. Now, they're both headed to the Sweet 16 in the same season for the first time ever!