Common sense. I'd like to think everyone has it and yet...here we are...writing a blog about how you shouldn't store your bullets in an oven. Yes, that's exactly what a man in Florida did, with some not-so-surprising results.
Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.
If you're standing in front of a judge in an orange jumpsuit...It's pretty obvious that things in your life aren't going so well. Your best bet is to just stand there and speak when spoken to. If you'd rather your life continue down the destructive path, you can do what this girl did.
Like so many of us have done, Ryan Hopkins made a bad decision while drunk. Unlike the rest of us, he decided to rob a Little Caesars. But the stick-up didn't go quite the way he had (probably not) planned.
It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.