New Poll Says Men Love Shopping, Hate Strip Clubs

Men. We're simple creatures. We like sports, beer, and boobs or at least that's what I thought until I read the results of this new survey from Esquire.

Esquire surveyed over 1,000 men and asked them questions about their behavior. Here are just a few of the interesting things Esquire discovered:

• Close to 50% of men enjoy shopping for clothes
• Men say "I love you" frequently
• It's normal for men to cry at least once a month
• It is typical for a man under the age of 45 to have sexted someone
• Most men have sex 1-2 times per week
• Less than 35% of men enjoy going to strip clubs
• 9% have never masturbated, are also liars

If these results are typical of men in America, I guess I am much less typical than I had thought.

Because, unlike these results, I hate shopping, I don't cry, and I love strip clubs.

[Esquire]