Naked German Man Rescued From Chimney

It is absolutely amazing to me that every single week there is a story from somewhere in the world involving a naked man getting stuck in something. This week...It's a chimney in Berlin, Germany.

Unfortunately, authorities don't know much about the man they rescued from a Berlin chimney...Except for the fact that 1.) He was naked and 2.) He wasn't Santa Claus. The man probably would've been better off if he were Santa Claus because he'd at least be wearing clothes, which would've probably helped him out during the cold Berlin nights.

Here's a life lesson for you: If you're planning on doing anything in public...Wear clothes. Consider this a public service announcement.