Looking To Go To the Super Bowl, Ladies? I May Have the Solution…

The Super Bowl is a little over a week away and people everywhere are trying to figure out what they're going to do for the big game. Some people may even be lucky enough to actually get to go to the game! Ladies, you could be one of those lucky people...If you don't mind whoring yourself out a bit.

A recent post to Craigslist gives women everywhere hope to go to the Super Bowl. You see, a guy has a pair of tickets to the game, courtesy of his uncle. His plan was to take his girlfriend but when she broke up with him the day of the Ravens/Patriots game...he had to come up with a new plan. And, in turns out, that plan was to search for a potential date on Craigslist. I'll let the Super Bowl romeo take it from here.

Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1

Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.

My requirements are simple:

1. you must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.

Email me if you are interested — this is not a joke.

You see...It ISN'T a joke! So, if you don't mind meeting some random guy from Craigslist and possibly fellating him for a Super Bowl ticket...Have at it! Buy me a souvenir.