The coronavirus has gone nuts. Spreading all over the place. We wake up one day, and it's in our community. The experts tell us to "Try and relax, stay calm". I don't remember, however, anyone telling us to rush out and buy all the toilet roles in the world. I didn't want to believe what I was hearing about, this sudden mad obsession with TP. I thought it was another RASH of bad rumors, flowing like an ugly case of DIARRHEA.

Then one day, it happened, I saw it with my own two eyes, a shopping cart filled to the ceiling with the puffy white roles. I heard it with my own two ears, the panicked voice of a woman telling the clerk stories of other stores that had run out. The look of terror on her face, as she hurried out of there with her special "emergency" cargo.

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