If on day two of 2013 it's already beginning to feel like it's been an eternity since you've had a drink or a cheeseburger, watch this video. It's cats illustrating the ten most common New Year's Resolutions.

So the next time you nearly light a cigarette you can think "Come on, man, a CAT can do this," and then stop. Because we can't let the cats outdo us. That's how the war between humans and felines will begin.