Here’s Every Penis Nickname From a Movie Ever [VIDEO]

Penis. Dong. Schlong. Member. Needless to say, the male genitalia has countless nicknames, many of which have come from some of your favorite movies.

Instead of trying to remember them all, the fine folks at Huffington Post Comedy put together a video of every penis nickname in a movie...EVER.

While most of these I'd already heard, there were a few new ones. My favorite may be the U.S.S. Enter Thighs, courtesy of Brickleberry.

Truthfully, I don't think I've ever nicknamed my penis. After watching this video, though, I think I have more than enough ideas to come up with something pretty fantastic.

[Huffington Post Comedy]