Five Reasons Why ‘Gremlins’ is the Best Christmas Movie
Everyone has a favorite Christmas movie. It may be 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation', it may be 'Elf', and it may be 'It's A Wonderful Life'. No matter what Christmas movie is your favorite, I'm convinced that 'Gremlins' is better.
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Two Words: Phoebe Cates
Was there a hotter chick in the 80's than Phoebe Cates??
Let me answer that for you: No. There wasn't.
The only movie Cates starred in that was better than 'Gremlins' was 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'...and we all know why.
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A Gremlins Holiday Party is Better Than Your Family's
If your family is anything like mine, you can only take them in small doses, especially around the holidays.
Now, if they partied like the Gremlins partied, that'd be a different story.
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Gremlin Carolers are Better Than Regular Carolers
Let's be honest, Christmas carolers are annoying. People interrupting your night to sing holiday songs you've heard one million other times?? No, thank you.
Gremlins carolers, however? They rule. They can sing on my doorstep any time, as long as they don't kill me.
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Stripe > Santa Claus
Sure, Santa brings presents...and that's awesome.
But, Stripe brings chainsaws, guns, and more Gremlins.
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What Better Present is There Than a Mogwai?
Outside of the whole "rules" thing, mogwais are absolutely awesome.
They hang out, they sing, they're easy to take care of. What better pet could you ask for?!
Sure, you can't get them wet...and you DEFINITELY don't want to feed them after midnight...but, that's easy enough, right?
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