Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind
Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy.
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
10 T-Shirts We Can’t Believe We Wore in the 90s
The 90s were a weird time for all of us, and especially for our wardrobes. While some of the fashions of our childhood seem to be making a comeback (Hammer pants, really? Again?) there are some things that we're really hoping be making a comeback any time soon. Her...
Best Teacher Ever Dresses Up in French Maid Costume as Student Reward
In the face of low student test scores and plummeting motivation, teachers have to get creative. One genius educator in China decided to tap into basal male instinct: she invoked the sacred power of the french maid costume.
Sony Publishes Ad With Four-Breasted Woman, Everyone is Cranky About it [OPINION]
Who has two boobs and thinks four boobs are awesome? This chick! (Imagine, if you will, that I'm somehow pointing with my breasts.)