Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.