You Can Now Anonymously Send Gummy Penises to Your Enemies

Did you know that you can now send a bag of gummy penises, anonymously, to anyone your little heart desires? What a world we live in!

This idea comes to us from DicksByMail.com. For just $15, DicksByMail.com will bag up 5oz. of gummy penises and ship them to your desired recipient. You could send them to a friend, an enemy, an acquaintance, your boss. You can send them to whomever you like and they don't even need to know who sent them!

And, that's not even the best part! Along with the 5oz. bag of gummy penises, the recipient will also get a nice little note, which simply says:

Eat a Bag of Dicks.

So, what exactly do these gummy penises look like? Check it out:

As a guy who has previously sent his friends a quart of elephant poop as a joke, I can guarantee you that I will be doing this in the near future.

I will admit, though, $15 seems a bit steep for 5oz. of gummy penises. Then again, it really is the thought that counts, isn't it?

[DicksByMail.com]