Weird News

Like so many of us have done, Ryan Hopkins made a bad decision while drunk. Unlike the rest of us, he decided to rob a Little Caesars. But the stick-up didn't go quite the way he had (probably not) planned.

Larry Gasper didn't have two pennies to rub together. No, he had a few thousand.

Funerals are probably the last place you'll ever find me. There's just something about being in a room with a corpse for an extended period of time that really creeps me out. I bet I'd be a little less creeped out if that corpse were mounted on a motorcycle...which is what this mortician did.

Frightened by the idea of an urban witch doctor with a 7-inch long finger giving you your annual, white-knuckle prostate exam? You should actually be more concerned about the possibility of your penis shriveling up like a California raisin.

Bacon is a meat of the gods — a perfectly greasy man-snack that's acceptable in any and all situations. For starters, there's bacon shaving cream, bacon maple ale and a meaty, bacon coffin. You name it, we're on board. Of course, the best way to enjoy the salty strips is by chowin' down on the stuff...

It is absolutely amazing to me that every single week there is a story from somewhere in the world involving a naked man getting stuck in something. This week...It's a chimney in Berlin, Germany.

Traveling faster than the speed of light is a popular concept in the world of most science fiction, but still very much fiction. So why is it that with all of the technological advancements that actual science has made over the last century is faster-than-light travel nowhere within our reach?

Today must be the day for amazing job opportunities because I found another great gig for someone with a bit of a hair problem!

Death is inevitable. It's going to happen to all of us. Some of us will just pass away while others will go out in a blaze of glory...And, if you're lucky, you may even die by way of a Zorb.

The crawl space under your house is probably one of those places you'd rarely like to visit. However, you may want to make a special trip after you read what a Washington resident found living in hers.