Weird News

There are a whole lot of ways to kill a person. People have been coming up with new ways to commit murder for years...But this one may be a first. A Brazilian woman has been accused of covering her lady business with poison in an attempt to kill her husband. Feel free to re-read that to fully grasp what we're talking about here.

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer. Especially a wing.

Love the smell of bacon, beer, and other "manly" meats, drinks and things of this world? Would you like to smell like this stuff all the time? Well, you don't have to bathe in a tub full of beer to smell like the frothy stuff, just order some beer-scented ManHands soap.

A recently deceased Pennsylvania man went to a fast food restaurant so often that his daughter arranged for his funeral procession stopped by the drive-thru on the way to his burial. This is why you should be nice to your family: when you are dead, they're in charge...

The Super Bowl is a little over a week away and people everywhere are trying to figure out what they're going to do for the big game. Some people may even be lucky enough to actually get to go to the game! Ladies, you could be one of those lucky people...If you don't mind whoring yourself out a bit.

There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.

I'm all for home improvement and think its awesome when people do things that are out of the ordinary in their home. However, gluing nearly 60,000 pennies to your bedroom floor seems a bit ridiculous. Couldn't that money be better spent on...oh, I don't know...carpet?

Freak accidents are a part of the sports world and one high school wrestler from South Dakota should count his lucky stars (the ones circling above his head like in a cartoon) that he wasn't more seriously injured when a light fixture fell on him during a match...

Countless guys around the world love women with curves. But, there's having "curves"...And, then...there's having CURVES! Meet Mikel Ruffinelli, the woman with the the world's biggest hips.

Wouldn't it be great if dogs could drive cars? If nothing else, man's best friend could make for a really loyal designated driver. Actually, maybe it's not such a good idea. Just ask James Campbell. Oh wait, you can't ask him because he's dead, run over by a van driven by a boxer bulldog.