Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is easily one of my least favorite days of the year. Aren't you supposed to show your significant other you love them year round and not just one day a year? I think so. Either way, I'm still forced to celebrate this holiday, as I'm sure you are. I have some good news for you, though...I found you a last minute gift idea: Name a hissing cockroach in your love's honor!

The day that guys all over the country dread is once again on the horizon...Valentine's Day. Personally, I'd love to not have to celebrate it but my girlfriend has other ideas...And, lucky me, she'll be in town during the "holiday". So, I need your help.