Fake Book Cover Prank on Subway Is Pages and Pages of X-Rated HilarityFake Book Cover Prank on Subway Is Pages and Pages of X-Rated HilarityIf you've ever been to New York City, you know taking the subway is an ideal time to do some reading (assuming some jerk isn't manspreading by you).GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Weatherman’s Crude Sex Joke Is Uncomfortably Off the MarkWeatherman’s Crude Sex Joke Is Uncomfortably Off the MarkKnocking a co-worker for her lack of sex life is not cool. Doing it on live TV may be grounds for getting fired.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s CampaignHookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s CampaignIt's democracy in action.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
House at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts EverywhereHouse at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts EverywhereSomeone is testicle-ing the housing market.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
You Can Watch Porn Instead of Coldplay’s Super Bowl Halftime ShowYou Can Watch Porn Instead of Coldplay’s Super Bowl Halftime ShowA lot of football fans are upset that British rock band Coldplay was chosen as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer, so the search is on for the perfect alternative and we may have found it.Matt BinghamMatt Bingham
Pervy Dad Rewards Studious Son With Hand Lotion During BlizzardPervy Dad Rewards Studious Son With Hand Lotion During BlizzardThis is the type of father-son bonding no one should ever know about.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Commercial Is Pure Hardcore PornPETA’s Banned Super Bowl Commercial Is Pure Hardcore PornPETA's attempt at a Super Bowl commercial is so raunchy we'll never see it during the big game.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Half-Naked Woman Goes on Embarrassing Blizzard Walk of ShameHalf-Naked Woman Goes on Embarrassing Blizzard Walk of ShameShacking up with some dude she probably didn't know may have been this woman's SECOND-worst decision of the weekend.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Which State Has the Most Virgins?Which State Has the Most Virgins?The phrase "booty call" has no place in this state.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Oregon Militants Want You to Stop Sending Them Sex ToysOregon Militants Want You to Stop Sending Them Sex ToysThe group in Oregon that has taken over a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge has a message for you.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors