It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Now that Halloween is over, what do you do with your pumpkins? You could just throw them away, you could smash them, or you could drop them on your friend's head from a roof!