Porn

The porn industry is a huge money machine, raking in millions of dollars every year, so when Jeanette Ellis found a box of porn VHS tapes near her home, she decided she wanted a piece of that porn pie. Unfortunately, Ellis didn't have the proper license to sell her new found "gold" door-to-door and she was arrested.

Getting caught looking at porn is one of the most embarrassing things in the world. I still make sure my doors are locked in my apartment when I start my porn search...and I live alone! Unfortunately for a college professor in the Netherlands, he never learned that lesson and got caught in one of the most embarrassing ways ever.

Porn star Ron Jeremy, known worldwide as "The Hedgehog", is in critical condition this afternoon after suffering an aneurysm, which was located near his heart, according to TMZ.

What do you think would happen if, upon your departure from this mortal Earth, your family found out that you were an active part of a nipple-biting subculture, or stumbled upon your sizeable Russian horse and prosthetic masturbation porn collection ? We can tell you this - it would definitely change the tone of the eulogy.

If you're looking for an easy way to ruin your day...Local TV news can usually help you out. Murders, robberies...really anything bad usually gets top billing on local news. So, you can only imagine what Swedish TV viewers thought when hardcore pornography started playing during their local newscast.

Whackers, jackers and popper fetish-fiends, we salute you: You are responsible for racking up 1.2 million years worth of porn views since 2006, according to the latest study by search engine PornWatchers.com.