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A Republican campaign contractor stole Karen Bloom's cat after leaving a flier in her door, and it seemed like she did it for no reason in particular. After calling the police Karen was able to get her cat back that same day. Source: WRAL

Oklahoma police made a statement saying that they've never seen anything like this before. The Star Telegram reports that Bob Lee Allen and Thomas Evans Gates performed a "castration surgery on a willing victim" and then stored the mans testicles in their freezer...

Proposal to dismantle the Minneapolis police department passes the City Council UNANIMOUSLY. Now what?

Shootings In 2020 Places Four Officers On Administrative Leave

This community just abolished their one-man police department, leaving the chief without a job. So he turned in his cruiser key, his uniform, and he proceeded to walk home Walter White style. Police department disbanded, chief protests by walking home in underwear  

Everything in this news story was stolen. EVERYTHING. Seriously, how the hell do you steal all of this without anyone noticing? Source: WHNT19

It was a busy news week in North Dakota.

Last night was a scary one for some Bismarck residents.

Remember the McDonald's Monopoly game back in the day? Sure you do! You'd beg your parents to go to McDonald's every night so you could get a burger and fries and a slight chance to win a million bucks! Well, we hate to be the bearers of bad news, but you never had a chance at winning...

There are some graffiti vandals in Tempe who are spraying all kinds of vulgar graffiti around the city & the locals aren't having it. Source: ABC15