Discovery Channel

Sunday night, December 7th, naturalist Paul Rosolie was supposed to be consumed by an anaconda for the Discovery special 'Eaten Alive'. What transpired, though, was a 2-hour waste of America's time.

Between his hunting shows and reality series, Ted Nugent has become something of a television fixture over the last decade and change, but if the numbers for his most recent special are any indication, viewers might be looking for a little less Uncle Ted.