Porta Potty Pushed Over With Masturbating Man Inside [VIDEO]

If you've got your mind set on masturbating in a porta potty, at least make sure you close the door.

One homeless Portland, OR man learned that very valuable lesson early Thursday morning, June 4th, when a group of people decided to push over the porta potty he was pleasuring himself in.

According to KATU, the 48-year old man left the door completely open as he 'beat the bishop,' which upset the other homeless people in the area.

After the man was asked multiple times to close the door, the upset homeless people decided to take matters into their own hands, much like the man inside the porta potty decided to do. Ya know, because he was masturbating.

They actually went behind the porta potty and pushed it over, covering the masturbating man in feces. The man was rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue, though they couldn't rescue him from the embarrassment of being covered in porta potty poo.

Willie Haliburton with Portland Police gave what may be the greatest quote ever to KATU, regarding the man's ordeal:

Physically, he's fine but he had a crappy day.

What's even worse is he probably didn't even have the chance to finish. As a guy, I don't really know what's worse. Ah, who am I kidding? Getting covered in feces is much, much worse.

[KATU]