Everything is coming up North Dakota...Literally.

Condomania.com compiled condom sales data from all 50 states to figure out which state boasted the largest members and, great news, North Dakota is #1!

That's right, the men of our fair state have the largest penises in the country. Congratulations, North Dakota's female population.

Here's the top ten states, according to penis size:

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
Obviously, having moved here this year, I can only assume that my penis was the one that helped move North Dakota to the top spot.

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