Maryland Police Officer Accused of Biting Man’s Testicle During Fight

A Maryland police officer has had his police powers suspended, after being accused of biting a man's testing during a Cinco de Mayo street fight. That may be the greatest sentence I've ever written.

According to ABC2News.com, 31-year old Anne Arundel police officer Michael Louis Flaig began arguing with the alleged victim outside the bar. Apparently, the victim was not happy that Flaig was rubbing his butt on the butt of a woman the victim knew, so they had a little back-and-forth out in the street.

The victim, probably realizing that arguing with a guy for rubbing his butt on a girl was incredibly stupid, decided to call it a night and walk home. It was at this time that he heard footsteps behind him and turned around just in time to see the fist of Flaig flying at his face.

The victim ducked the punch and took Flaig to the ground, where he straddled him, in an attempt to keep him down. Flaig, unable to get away, did what any intelligent psychopath would do and clamped his teeth down on the victim's testicle.

Flaig has been charged with second-degree assault and public intoxication, according to ABC2News.com. He'll also be forever known as the cop that bit a dude's ball during a fight and, let's be honest, that may be punishment enough.

[ABC2News.com]