Man Caught Having Sex with Bicycle

Stop me if you heard this one before...A man in Sweden was recently caught having sex with a neighbor's bicycle. [WARNING: Link may not be safe for work.]

No, I'm not joking. A man named Ped Edstrom was constantly waking up to discover the tires on his bicycle had been punctured and deflated. So, he set up a camera to find out who the dastardly tire slasher was.

Unfortunately, what Edstrom saw was a man puncturing a hole in the tire of his bike and then masturbating while it deflated.

Police are currently on the lookout for the "Bike Beater" and think he may be connected to similar crimes that occurred back in 2007, because...well...there just aren't a lot of guys masturbating on bicycles.

For the safety of your bike, please consider protection, like putting it in the shed and locking it.

[SOURCE: EliteDaily.com]