Kate Upton Is A Tease [VIDEO]

Kate Upton is arguably the most beautiful woman in the world...Oh, and did I mention she's from my home state of Michigan? Sure, we may not know each other personally...But I feel like we have a spiritual connection. Anyway, she's in a new commercial for Mercedes-Benz, which is advertised as "HOT!". It isn't. It's disappointing.

I bet you sat through that entire video, hoping that Kate would be the one washing the car. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm full of broken promises. Get used to it.