Bismarck Man Accused of Stealing Vibrator During Burglary
Losing a boyfriend is bad enough. Losing a vibrator, too? That's gotta be the worst.
That's what happened to a Bismarck resident after her ex-boyfriend broke into her apartment, smashed her TV, and stole her cherished purple vibrator.
According to The Bismarck Tribune, 23-year old Skylar Berg was charged Wednesday with Class C felony burglary and Class A aggravated assault.
The police affidavit submitted to The Bismarck Tribune stated the following:
The woman suspected Berg, her ex-boyfriend, because he had given her the television and the vibrator. The woman later discovered someone had gone on her Facebook account and started a conversation with a friend of hers, and based on the conversation, she believed it was Berg.
The vibrator was discovered inside Berg's truck by his ex-girlfriend. He continues to deny that he broke into her apartment.
Berg's bond was set at $500, which he posted.
No word yet on if he's returned the vibrator or if his ex-girlfriend has found a replacement...for him or the vibrator.